I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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