nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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