i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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