it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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