The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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