Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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