I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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