dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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