she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I want to be your penis for a week.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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