You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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