I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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