My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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