You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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