So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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