We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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