I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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