i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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