sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
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Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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