Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Goodnight sugar queer
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.