If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.