Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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