One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.