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Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.

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(248): Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german. http://tfl.nu/j5lm

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The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...

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(248): The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you... http://tfl.nu/gd52

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I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar

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(703): I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar http://tfl.nu/9wq5

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What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?

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A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!

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(775): What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS? (1-775): A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass! http://tfl.nu/lvgp

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.

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(608): TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS. http://tfl.nu/ccyr

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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .

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(250): woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" . http://tfl.nu/721o

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(313): View more from Michigan

Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?

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She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.

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(313): Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award? (734): She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy. http://tfl.nu/0kwr

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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.

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(605): Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction. http://tfl.nu/iqla

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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.

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(830): we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked. http://tfl.nu/50u7

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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.

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(256): You asked him for a membership to him and his dick. http://tfl.nu/mfxs

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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??

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(701): i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this?? http://tfl.nu/hqqq

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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.

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(516): She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location. http://tfl.nu/ak9e

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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.

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You're so romantic.

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(406): I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you. (1-406): You're so romantic. http://tfl.nu/mrz2

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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.

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(780): So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks. http://tfl.nu/pwvq

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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.

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This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.

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(720): Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag. (303): This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two. http://tfl.nu/02n3

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