Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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