no. you can't hotbox the world.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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