Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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