i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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