I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm eating all of the evidence.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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