CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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