that's an acceptable place to lick
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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