I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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