Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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