do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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