His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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