I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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