Me too!
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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