Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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