Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Just pee around me
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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