My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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