You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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