apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
there was a trapeze. enough said
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
wow bdsm is so cute
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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