Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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