dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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