you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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