the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's just like the Real World with babies
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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