So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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