He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i dont even know how to be here
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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