My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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