i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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