3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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