I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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