Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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