You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
so let's talk penis.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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