it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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