No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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