I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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