just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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